清明节的笑话

Quoting a entry from China BBS blog:
 
清明节快到了,地下的先烈们纷纷打来电话询问
>> 江姐问:国民党被推翻了么?

>> 答:被阿扁推翻了。

>> 董存瑞问:劳动人民还当牛做马吗?

>> 答:不劳动了,都下岗了。

>> 吴琼花问:姐妹们都翻身得解放了吗?

>> 答:思想解放了,都当小姐了。

>> 扬子荣问:土匪都剿灭了吗?

>> 答:都改当公安和城管了。

>> 杨白劳问:地主都打倒了么?

>> 答:都入党了。

>> 雷锋问:那资本家呢?

>> 答:都进人大和政协了!

>> 刘胡兰问:同志们都藏好了么?

>> 答:都隐身上网了

>> 毛主席问:大家现在都在忙什么?

>> 答:都在斗地主

>> 毛主席:那我就放心了

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